it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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