Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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