And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
