It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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