We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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