love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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