so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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