Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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