The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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