i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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