I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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