idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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