i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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