Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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