I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
