We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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