Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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