he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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