separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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