no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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