i think i have herpe
just one?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The power of my boobs compel you
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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