Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
the day after is always just damage control
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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