from now on my penis is your penis
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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