I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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