YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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