it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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