yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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