then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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