I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
