carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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