So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you told grandpa to call you daddy
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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