I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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