I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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