got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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