I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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