It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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