VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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