You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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