is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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