Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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