You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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