I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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