I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How external is "for external use only"?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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