I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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