I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Randomize
