I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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