he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
