What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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