I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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