Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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