Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i dont even know how to be here
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
why is half of my head shaved?
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